Posted By GlitterBerri on April 20, 2008

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The following article by Robert Seddon is reprinted with permission from Face of the Moon.

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Haha… You came to my house to watch TV? Haha… I’m different from my wife, my pockets are deep. Anyway, go ahead and relax.

By the way, what do you think of this whole affair?
1. Actually, I’m one of the criminals.
2. Don’t care.

1. Haha… good one. Anyhow, from my point of view those AVALANCHE terrorists are finished. Looks like Shinra’s decided to deploy SOLDIER in Midgar’s defense. Hey man, too bad for them.

Robert Seddon says: Presumably referring to President Shinra’s broadcast; see below.

2. I can’t say this too loud, but actually, when I was a student I was, one might say… anti-establishment? Haha… I’m embarrassed. I’m secretly cheering for AVALANCHE!

Hey!! I saw, I saw!! Don’t stand so close to the TV! Hey!! That’s President Shinra!! Wow!!

Robert Seddon says: Maybe this is too excitable to be one of the parents…

Hey! SOLDIER is coming! AVALANCHE is finished.

Hey! You’re an old friend of mine! Poor me… ??? I’m distracting myself by watching TV and thinking about the times.

Hum… The world’s a pretty confusing place. I’m getting a far-off premonition.

Johnny: …Tifa… Tifa…

Ah… by you, of all things!! It’s awful! Too awful!

Johnny: Stop!! Please, stop!!

Johnny: Don’t look! Don’t look!!

Hey, Mr. Too-Cool-To-Care! Who do you think made this TV?
1. Maybe Shinra…
2. …Don’t care.

1. You got it!! So was that kid’s favorite Shinra T4000 car, while we’re at it. And all the furniture in this house. Even the toilet paper! Everything! All the useful things in the world are made by Shinra!!

2. So, you don’t know then.
1. Know what…?
2. …Don’t care.

1. The reason AVALANCHE fights! ??? Even a well-informed guy like me doesn’t know.

2. Oh! Right! It’s kinda cool how nothing gets to you.

2. Oh! Right!! Just what I’d expect from Mr. Too-Cool-To-Care!